Thursday, May 20, 2010

Megan Fox leaves Transformers!

This is perhaps the most tragic blog post I have ever written. According to altfg.com, the 24 year old actress will be departing from the Transformers franchise. She, or rather her publicists, have already dismissed reports that she was not ousted from the Transformers sequel. Further reports suggest that Fox had several disputes with the Transformers director, Michael Bay. Some supporting members claim that she often compared Bay to Adolf Hitler, whereas others suggest that she blamed the esteemed Director for her overly tanned skin (you don't see me complaining). Subsequently a blog post by Bay in October 2009 revealed the following: "P.S. Megan Fox, welcome back. I promise no alien robots will harm you in any way during the production of this motion picture. Please consult your Physician when working under my direction because some side effects can occur, such as mild dizziness, intense nausea, suicidal tendencies, depression, minor chest hair growth, random internal hemorrhaging and inability to sleep. As some directors may be hazardous to your health, please consult your Doctor to determine if this is right for you." I think its safe to say that the lovely, "over tanned" Ms Fox was ousted from the Transformers 3 screenplay. So the biggest question that one should ask here is, "Would the removal of Megan Fox affect the earnings in Transformers 3?". Absolutely. Directors are often acclaimed for their artistic prowess not necessarily for the business fortitude. Bay may have made a crucial mistake in not maintaining Fox, one of Hollywoods leading sex symbols, in the highly anticipated sequel. It will definitely result in a dent in the forthcoming film's financial earnings. So who do you think is gonna be her successor and Shia Le Bouf's sex.. uhhh.. I mean, love interest.

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